Suspicious Quarter

Tonight Gordon takes Ambien. Let the fun begin!

holy moly

My tickets are purchased, my hotel in Seattle booked, just have to figure out where to stay in Los Angeles - Triangle Train Tour Twenty-Twelve (or TTTTTT*) is happening.

America, I’m going to be allllllllllll over you. For serious.

*Acronym subject to change at whim.

Jean-Ralphio in the Parks and Rec Finale and Season Five Pick-Up!

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Parks and Recreation has officially been picked up for a fifth season! This news makes me so incredibly happy. Everyone involved with this show is so talented and amazing. If you missed Jean-Ralphio in last night’s finale, here is the quick twenty second scene. I am in love with this television program.

Got Off on a Technicality!

This just took my day from great to fantastic!

Zest Body Wash

I used the “Ocean Breeze” scent today. There is something unsettling about washing my body with body wash that smells like laundry detergent. At the very least it should reduce static cling, but alas, no.

Truthful Tuesday

I didn’t know this was a thing until just now.

Whoa

A coworker of mine had the same experience with the Grinch tile lady!

Hand to God This Happened

“Is my flask in your office?” I asked our company’s CEO today. Yep, hell of a Thursday.